50 Sentences And Ideas from 2009 I Never Used.

(i know but why do you need to?)


1. I knew there was nothing left but to understand, because my childish sarcasm had become chicken shit in a cage and I wouldn’t have the balls to burn her dogs alive.

2. She left the room and closed the door leaving Joe half naked inside just staring at the doorknob, and the room instantly grew cold and silent, like there was nobody there and nothing ever happened.

3. I knew it was stupid-even in my head-but I said it anyway and hurried a gulp of beer down my throat hoping one person was offended.

4. I had no money to buy a tall can of High Life, it was Friday night and the cold was included with my pitiful being.

5. “Hi my name is Denise and I’m fighting cancer” she walked across the white background, “with your help maybe I can buy a wig and some eyebrows”.

6. My fat stomach is deceiving because I feel infinitely hollow inside, well sometimes.

7. Jim should have known better when he asked, “do you think it’s the right thing to do?” Martha quickly answered “who cares! I’m fucked up and I aint working tomorrows”, it was sad and clear Jim had a long night ahead with lots to worry about.

8. God appeared in one of my dreams I swear, he told me something about someone’s death I don’t remember exactly but he was doing the Running Man.

9. Pegale papa- the kid. “Si se lo merece”-dad. Then the mom laughs.

10. It was 9:42 in the morning when I woke up and sat on my bed. There was an erected penis in my boxers, luckily it was mine. In the bathroom I tried to brush my teeth and almost threw up on the sink. When I saw my mirrored reflection I heard a woman’s voice say “yuk”.


11. Of course no one would ever write a song about me, even though there are songs about Russians, so I took care of that one night and composed a 47 minute song in E minor, it’s mostly instrumental.

12. I knew at a young age that I would never be a successful writer because I was so handsome.

13. Tony had a big drink of his sweet brandy when he saw it was only ten pm, while the others were out driving somewhere he laid back on his pillows and took the solitude like he always did, nothing like a man.

14. The guy with the beard pulled out and made a mess on the fresh washed sheet, expecting some sort of an alternate ending or for life to make him pay up.

15. “Me matas”, he thought silently while trying to visually pierce sentiment into her soul hoping she couldn’t hear his vulnerable thoughts.

16. I remember when I thought the weather brought breezes of fortune, meaning a girl naked on my bed as I drank cold beer while my fingers explored her exposed bones, the next day I watched the news.

17. I smiled and got closer to her and said “its fucking cold”, she pulled away and said “eww”.

18. She reminded me of my dad’s sister…it was difficult the 40 minutes of foreplay and the 2 minutes of intercourse, then the whole explanation.

19. I couldn’t handle it, and I knew I’d never be able to, I started by making silly banter and some more childish sarcastic comments, but then I finally wanted to kill her dogs and burn down her house.

20. Maturity-I’d rather consider infidelity than to learn how to fill out a 41k.

21. The sadness was predatory and the nervousness overbearing, they both attacked my posture as everyone seemed to be like whatever.

22. “Wow, you have lots of hair, and it’s all so beautiful.” -yeah? Well don’t sit on it
23. Between finding my seat in this chaotic universe and convincing myself that things will work out, I really am surprise and sad that I’m not that great of a story teller.

24. I get my depression from Costco-bulk size foo.

25. He really enjoys kissing necks even though he’s a gentle groper but he’s really unstable when he puts too much focus on anything.

26. The kid use to get scattered bruises all over his body when he thought he was in love and also when he wasn’t careful.

27. Jesus Christ was a masochist, he got a hard-on when he was being nailed to the cross-but that’s not why-it was his realization of the life time of guilt bestowed on his followers.

28. America’s two best products: -fat people –the art of jazz. Let’s see…what else?

29. I saw them kiss as I drove away and I’ve never seen a kiss look so ugly, life was painful.

30. I always felt I should have been born in August, I wonder if it has anything to do with me not being able to swallow an oyster.

31. I’d never go out with a dentist, imagine how embarrassing, besides the fact that she probably wouldn’t pleaser my phallus orally.

32. If I had any say to this whole game, I’d do what I can to put an end to human breeding, I’m already on it.

33. Whenever I sense loneliness approaching, I ponder everyone’s insignificant and meaningless dull lives full of delusion and constant suffering or I just do some laundry.

34. It doesn’t take a man to have a baby-well technically yes-but it’s being responsible for it, never mind, it takes two morons and three seconds, but it’s a little hard to explain.

35. I often wonder my reasons to be here and why it seems that humanity hasn’t evolve or shown any spiritual progression but I also do other things.

36. The summer of 2009 I questioned my existence, asking myself if I was truly living, then the city of Inglewood reminded me by giving me four parking tickets.

37. Of course I like feeling happy, but I don’t want it to show.

38. Love is a bluff, but I’m not really sure, I wouldn’t bet on it.

39. I’ll never forget Ruth’s facial expression when she asked me, “You’re reading Dostoevsky for fun?”I wanted to hug her and kiss her face and rub my love balls over her red hair, but she was searching me for weapons.

40. I know I’m not mad, for I never force my socks into couples.

41. No one knows where he went to or what he was doing from the ages of 12 to 30, now you think of something.

42. My family said I was a drunk, I said I was a loser, a 5 yr. old boy said I was cute, I cop said I was speeding and a girl said “no” as I tried to hold her, but I don’t stress about any of it.

43. “You know what man? Everyone needs a woman in their life” he told me one night, “because they give endless reasons for it”, I don’t know why but I think he was right even though he’s drunk and talks to himself.

44. Some nights I get confuse and give people rim jobs when they say something funny.

45. Art can’t be forced but it could be terrible right away.

46. Can you tell how awful this is? I hate it too, but I love to create it.

47. Its immovable, it’s just here and there, it’s surrounding and I complain about it.

48. Here is this, thought-free, here we are speechless, we are muck and love. And my love is yours and fat-free.

49. I will cover her eyes and kiss her meanwhile she thinks of Diego Luna.

50. Is there such thing as a straight-jacket for your thoughts?